Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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