I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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