I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
This toilet bowl is my home.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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