i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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