How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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