They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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