That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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