Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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