smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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