I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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