She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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