why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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