plz talk dirty to me
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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