THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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