i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
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FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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