There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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