I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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