a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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