the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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