I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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