nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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