this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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