Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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