Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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