pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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