i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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