Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize