i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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