You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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