she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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