she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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