my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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