On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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