the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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