i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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