I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I am midnight drunk by noon
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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