I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I think a kid would responsible me up
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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