Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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