it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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