i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
