Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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