just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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