it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Floor bacon is actually really good
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