just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I would ride that face into the sunset
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