Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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