we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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