I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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