I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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