just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Randomize
