Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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