i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
