Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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