do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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