I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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