The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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