Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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