So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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