I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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