using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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